Continuing from where I left in “Is My English Strange?”. Here I got something more interesting to laugh on.
You can allow yourself to roll on the ground with the deadly english collection I got now, till I find more here you go for the laugh gags 
In Tamilnadu , there is a well known person by name , Mr. Jeppier , Chairman of Sathyabama deemed university and some more self financing colleges , always speaks in English. That college students have collected & published a book by name “Jappier’s Spoken English”
Now , here are some classic English sentences from the great “Jappier’s Spoken English”
# At the ground:
1.All of you stand in a straight circle.
# To a boy , angrily:
# While punishing students:
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1.You , rotate the ground four times…
2.You , go and understand the tree…
3.You three of you stand together separately.
4.Why are you late - say YES or NO …..(?)
# While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict ABT this )
# Sir at his best:
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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance , he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre , though the boy did no t see them.
So the next day at s school… (to that boy) - “Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre”
# Sir at his best inside the Class room:
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1.Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
2.Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
3.Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
4.Shhh…Quiet , boys…the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor You , meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..) This one is cool >> “Both of u three get out of the class.”
5.Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today…
6.Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver…..
7.Take 5 cm wire of any length….
Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences…….
Once Sir had come late to a college function , by the time he reached , the function had begun , so he went to the dais , and said , sorry I am late , because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).
At Sathyabama college day 2002:
“This college strict u the worry no …. U get good marks , I the happy , tomorrow u get good job , jpr the happy , tomorrow u marry I the enjoy”
“No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police “
CheersJJJ
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.. Njoy ………….with his………. …..English. ……… …….
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